Review:
A tale of two Sarah’s.
I spent 5 nights and 4 days with Sarah. I was looking for someone to be both a tour guide for Bangkok and a GF experience. Based on the reviews, Sarah seemed like a great fit. From my experience, she excelled at one and failed totally at the other.
I can not more compliment Sarah as a tour guide. She met me at the airport. I had a long list of places I wanted to see both in Bangkok and Ayutthaya. She got me to all of them, we took tons of pictures (mostly of her). She even had some new experiences seeing in person Muay Thai boxing (very exciting) and the Jim Thompson house (sorta cool, but nothing like the Grand palace or the various temples). She made sure we didn’t overpay for anything and did a great job of getting us a taxi for the day when we went to Ayutthaya. I didn’t even know that was a “thing”. Far exceeded expectations specially since she’s not a native of Bangkok! The heat and the walking we did was, I think, a bit much for her, so may have worn her down a bit. I’m a white American, but I like the heat and am a runner.
On the other hand, as far as a girl friend experience goes, 0 out of 5. What I mean by a “GF” experience is someone who is just really happy, physically affectionate when not having sex, someone who makes you feel like they want to be with you and be close to you. Unfortunately, this was not Sarah. Apart from “sex time’, she was not affectionate at all. When we were together, waiting for the movies, or sitting in the room, I wanted a girl to want to sit close by my side, or snuggle up in bed before or after “fun” times. Definitely not Sarah. One of the common “GF” experiences is French kissing. When I tried this with Sarah I was denied. I am not a confrontational person, but actually said “its on your profile”. She said “well I don’t know whats on there, Mickey is in charge of that”. That was the one time I was angry, though I only showed it slightly. It is one thing to deny French kissing. That’s your right, no matter what the profile says. Its another thing to claim you work for the agency 2 years or so and are a manger in Phuket and tell me you don’t know what’s on your profile. I said “lets see what else is on your profile you do not like to do, get my phone”. She ignored it. I almost (maybe should have) let her go early after that episode. If you are looking for kinkier things from her on her list, such as deep throat or water sports, I’d specifically check and make sure its ok with her. I did not ask for the latter, but the former didn’t quite seem on the table after my hinting (though Aee… without asking… wow).
There were other strange things not appropriate. We had a 4 day, 5 night appointment, but she did not bring condoms, body lotion, lube, toys, anything of that sort. I did not tell her to specifically bring anything but really? This are work tools, lol, put in your checked baggage geez!.
Also, oddly, on our first day we went to her clinic. I had thought at the time, she meant her hair solon, which I thought was in Phuket (so I was confused). We ended up at her breast implant doctors for 1.5 hours. An hour in, she asked if I wanted to go, but at that point, I said, we waiting long enough, hate to miss doctor now. It was not that bad an experience, I learned things sitting there but darn, no, don’t take clients to your doctors!
FYI – I saw Aee on my last partial day in Bangkok. Awesome French kissing, water sports, toys, you name it. Wild, affectionate, and a big smile on her face. Yes she brought everything. I have a review of her as well.
In short, if you want an excellent tour guide, get Sarah. If you are looking for a true GF experience, that was not my experience.
CC